"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
all miley cyrus does is shop, buy starbucks and walk her multiple dogs.
Republicans watching gay pride parade
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.